In honor of Autistic And Awesome Month, I emerge from Winter Sleep* to announce that I am alive, well, and moar moar moar normal, perpendicular, and orthogonal than ever before.
I am currently working in a neuroscience laboratory doing autism research, and I hope to become a neuroscientist and work in this area as my career.
Brrrainzzz! Brrrainzzz! Brrrainzzz!
In my spare time, I will make psychoactive substances of high yield and purity in an ice cream van and sell them to children at playgrounds and schoolyards.
Drrrugzzz! Drrrugzzz! Drrrugzzz!
That was a joke, Federal Authorities, so please don’t come after me.
*Winter Sleep, noun, lame eggscuse for not posting on blog for months coinciding with winter, when smuggies sleep and bunnies creep…